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WAYS TO REJECT GUYS(Humorous)
HE : Can I buy you adrink?
SHE : Actually I'd ratherhave the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've beenlooking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I'vebeen looking for a face like yours.

HE Hi. Didn't we go on a dateonce? Or was it twice
SHE : Must've been once. Inever make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be sobeautiful?SHE : I must've beengiven your share.HE : Will you go out withme this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having aheadache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turna few heads.
SHE : And your face must turna few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make youvery happy.
SHE : Why? Are youleaving?

HE : What would you say if Iasked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talkand laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you alreadyhave one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all mylife?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen yousome place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don'tgo there anymore.

HE : Is this seatempty?
SHE : Yes, and this onewill be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you dofor a living?
SHE : I'm a femaleimpersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's yoursign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is likea temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are noservices today.

HE I could see you naked, I'd diehappy.
SHE : I saw you naked, I'dprobably die laughing.